Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Garhwali SMS and Jokes

Garhwali SMS and Jokes Page 1



कोदा की रोटी, कंडाली को साग:-


कोदा की रोटी, कंडाली को साग,
कोदा की रोटी, कंडाली को साग,
वाह वाह-2

जु एस एम एस नि करलू,
वै का मोबाइल मा लागली आग,


स्कूळ आणम अबेर किळे:-


गुरूजी :- नौना…स्कूळ आणम अबेर किळे हवे ?
पन्नू :- गुरूजी…बुई-बुबा ळड़ै कना छ्याई
गुरूजी :- ऊं झगड़णा छ्याई त ठिक च…पर तिळ अबेर किळे क्याई ?
पन्नू :- गुरूजी…इक्क जुत्ता बुबा हत्तम छै अर दुसर बुई हत्तम l :-)



Garhwali Bumper Offer:-

Bumper offer send kara maite 99 sms
aur jita aap car ku ek photo,
ek tv ku dibba,
england jana wala plane tai tata karnu ku moka
aur mera sath dinner voo bhi aapka ghar.



Uttarakhand ma Bandh:-
Master G:- beta uttrakhand ma kati baandh (dam) chan?

Ramu- guru ji 4 chin.
1- ta chakna baand,
2- furki baand,
3- maaya baand.
4- silki baand.




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